Birdflesh

et's shake hand
Before I rip it off again

- Then You Know

You put on your shorts and open the fridge
Grab an ice-cream and call yourself a bitch
You go outside to catch some sun
You slip on ice and land in snow
No this can't be happening
Where are all bikini girls?
No the sun is supposed to be warm
And I'm supposed to swim in the lake
Frost on your sunglasses
Ice-man in your bed
Skiing kids in your garden
Snowball attack
No this can't be happening
Where are all bikini girls?
No the sun is supposed to be warm
I'm supposed to swim in the lake
Honestly, where did it go?
All I see is snow
May I introduce myself
To Mr. Gangrene
When you stand
With christmas gifts in your arms
Then you know the summer is gone
When you wake up dead after sleeping outside
Then you know the summer is gone

- Mongoloid Wannabe

You want to be someone
Attention denied
Everyone knows you're a fake
Go home and cry
You're not what you want to be
Just get it out of your head
Please accept what a fool your are
And leave us all alone
Twisted and braindead
You are not
Wicked and retarded
You are not
You're not what you want to be
Just get it out of your head
Please accept what a fool you are
And leave us all alone
Mongoloid wannabee
Mongoloid wannabee
Mongoloid wannabee
Please go to sleep

- Arabian Jesus

On a cross in Baghdad
He was born with a mighty moustach
He had a nice mother
And 15 violent dads
He was a famous kid
He healed the wounded ones
He turned water into oil
Arabian jesus superstar
One day he was abducted by the stormtroopers of garlic
They put him in a cradle with grass wet from lemon juice
When evil came close to him stars fell from the sky
A star landed on the stormtroopers so they all died
Arabian jesus
Arabian jesus

- Wedlock

Rutger and his friends were stealing diamonds worth a lot of cash
But Rutger was betrayed and shot by his so called friends
Rutger went to jail destined to fail
A leathal necklace locked around his neck
Wedlock - they are divided in couples
Wedlock - must find you partner so you can escape
Wedlock - but you don't know who your partner is
Wedlock - if you escape alone your neck will explode
Many prisoners died but Rutger survived
A beatiful girl was his partner so they escaped together
At the end of the year they got married a marrige based on drugs and rape
Sleepless nights becayse if the nightmares about the prison and being haunted
Wedlock - free to live your life in hell
Wedlock - then your wife gets on your nerves
Wedlock - kicker her ass and kill yourself
Goodbye - Rutger says thank you and fucking goodnight

- Crocophile

In the jungle, the filthy jungle
I am searching for love
I know there are a lot of horny creatures
But I know what I want
I have been with snakes and frogs - and some monkeys too
But there was no real love - just a lot of poo
Now I've finally found a friend - damn, it took a while
She is my everything - she always makes me smile
Oh, I feel alive
With my crocodile
Yeah, I feel alive
I am a crocophile
And we never fight
We gonna have a lot of crocokids
That we gonna feed with banana skids
It's the smallest things I love the most - like her breath of the dead
And when she serves me breakfast - while I'm still in bed
When she gives me presents - like some hunters head
And when she is blushing - her chins turn red

- Born Tired

You gave birth to a kid
That fell asleep immediatley
He wakes up when it's time to eat
Then he falls asleep again
Born tired - born to sleep, live to rest
Born tired - floor is good, sofa is better, bed is best
25 years later he's still tired
After dinner his eyes are closed
He wakes up at 5 am
His head hangs low all the time

- After-ski Obliteration

Snow is falling to defeat
Snowballs crushing every street
Cry for beer to survive
The cold winds in the night
Heavy drinking all night long
After-ski obliteration
Slippery skis below my feet
After-ski obliteration
Frozen rain from the sky
Bringing pain make us die
Down the hill one last time
So fucking drunk goodbye punk
Smash my head against a tree
Eyes filled with ice

- Mr. Big Head

It started as a normal headache
I took some pills and thought some rest would help
But my head kept aching and started to swell
My head is now so big that you can see me from outer space
My head is still growing
My head destroyed my house
I went to the hospital but I didn't fit
The doctors screamed and called me a freak
I started to cry and walked away
Then a helicopter crashed on my head
I am the new tourist attraction
Use the ladder to touch my head
You think I am a funny creature
I just wish that I was dead
This is not a normal headache
No medicine seems to help me
My head is still growing
I am above the clouds and through the ozone
In my hair you can find
Dead birds and lost airplanes
My feet on earth my head in space
The aliens like me but it's hard to breathe
A space ship just crashed on my head
Can someone give me a new head
Just give me head
I am the new alien attraction
They climb down my body to visit earth
On earth they get killed by the FBI
Can someone please help me die

- Dear Driver

It was an awful autumn night
I took my car for a ride
The speakers were pounding death and grind
I accelerate and left the cops behind
They couldn't stop me
I was going crazy fast
(ha ha ha ha ha, police police potato pig)
Tried to drive faster than the blastbeats on the stereo
(ha ha ha ha ha, faster than a maniac)
Suddenly a deer was running towards me
No time to react the hit was a fact
I stopped and got out of the car
To see if the deer was alive
The deer was not dead
It kicked me in the dead
(ha ha ha ha ha, I fell unconcious to the ground)
When I woke up
The deer and the car was gone
(ha ha ha ha ha,I am the biggest loser in the world)
I took a cab... to the town
When I arrived I saw dead people on the ground
Finally I found my car, with four dead people under it
Of course the deer was gone the police came and surrounded me
"is this your car, sir?" "yes it's my car, ass!"
"then you're coming with us, you're going to jail!"
Nooooooooooooooo!
10 years has gone
since I went to jail
I've been gangraped every night

- The Friendly Call

Excuse me excuse me
I'm sorry I'm sorry
I didn't mean to call this late
But I have to tell you something important
I know you think that our families are good friends
I think you and your family should die
Yeah I remember the dinner
It really sucked
And that trip we did to Jamaica
We were bored all the time
We won't cry when you die
We'd love to see when you die
Excuse me excuse me
I'm sorry I'm sorry
I can hear that you're upset
The truth hurts and I hope your death will hurt
I know that everything you've said has been lies
That's why my family wishes yours eternal cries
You think you're tough
But we've had enough
You're not cool to hang with
Now I'm hanging up
We won't cry when they die
We'd love to see when they die
One million chainsaws I throw at his house
And six thousand spiders down his wifes blouse
We don't really hate them they're acually pretty nice
I was just bored and they had to pay the price

- Victims of the Cat

VICTIM OF THE CAT!
VICTIM OF THE CAT!
VICTIM OF THE CAT!
MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!