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 Дебют великой и ужасной, а также банальной и предсказуемой Великой Кэт. В целом, слегка суховатый и точёный звук напоминает опус «Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?» (1986) уважаемых Кэт Megadeth. Попадаются интересные ритмические ходы, соло остры как нож, время от времени чувствуется желание коллектива сорваться на нечто вроде бластбита для пущей брутальности. Однако чего на катькином дебютнике ещё нет – это её фирменной фишки: классики. В том смысле, что вообще нет. Что в сочетании с «гениальными», исполненными ультра-насилия и плюшевого сатанизма текстами, делает «Worship Me ог Die» образцом заурядного трэша. Проникнитесь глубиной поэзии: «Kat possessed every / Boy and girl / That means YOU! / My little slave / Get ready for TORTURE! / I'll fuck your brains out! / Abuse, whip, I'll kill you! / I must rape, attack! / You need a stern thrashing!» Пред застланным слезами взором предстаёт этакая американская Коррозия Металла с симпатишной девахой на вокале. Звучит всё это действо так, будто мастерица банального эпатажа пытается совратить учеников начальной школы с пути истинного. Зная эту публику, можно предположить, что она тогда с удовольствием совратилась, но сегодня такой фокус не прокатит.
Жемчужина адского энтертэйнмента на этом альбоме только одна: «Satan Goes to Church», все эти «ха-ха-ха» и «ла-ла-ла» просто бесподобны... Да Шайтан вообще, по представлениям юной Кэт, видимо, очень весёлый деятель. Почти как клоун Рональд-Макдональд. Интересно было бы глянуть...
Ещё одни экземпляр отправляется в кунсткамеру тяжелого метала. Рекомендуется для проигрывания на утренниках и детских днях рождения. |
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METAL! METAL! METAL! METAL!
METAL! METAL! METAL! METAL!
NOW DIE! DECAY!
GET EATEN BY MAGGOTS, FAGGOTS!
METAL! METAL! METAL MESSIAH!
METAL! METAL! METAL MESSIAH!
METAL! METAL! METAL MESSIAH!
METAL! METAL! METAL MESSIAH!
METAL! METAL! METAL! METAL!
METAL! METAL! METAL! METAL!
2. Kat Possessed
KAT possessed your body
And your soul
Now you shall obey me and be my slave!
First, you shall beg and grovel
Then you shall do what I say!
That's right! Blind devotion!
OH, YE KAT - POSSESSED SLAVE!
Roll over and die
If I say you shall, then you must get DOWN!
On the ground. On all fours
And beg to me for mercy
And then BOW!
Four times. To the GODDESS OF METAL. TO ME.
TO THE GREAT KAT!
Brutally rape and dismember
Mercy killing -- YOU SCREAM "POSSESSED!"
Lick my boots
You must surrender
MUST I KILL YOU??!!
Sacrificial execution. Crucifixion
YOU SCREAM "POSSESSED! POSSESSED!"
You're my FUCKIN' thrashdisciple
I'm your MASTER!
KAT possessed every
Boy and girl
That means YOU!
My little slave
Get ready for TORTURE!
I'LL FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!
Abuse, whip, I'll kill you!
I MUST rape, attack!
You need a stern THRASHING!
OH, YE KAT - POSSESSED!
KAT - POSSESSED!
KAT - POSSESSED!
KAT - POSSESSED!
3. Death To You
I'm a killer
So get out of my way
I can't be responsible
For my actions!
Who's ever in the way
Shall suffer
The consequences of the BUTCHER!
Mutilation and destruction is now a way of life
You'd better watch it'cause I'll chop you!
And I don't care who you are
I'll get you too!
DEATH TO YOU!
I'm a maniac
And I'll kill anyone
That happens to be in my way!
THAT MEANS YOU, MOM AND DAD!
These feelings have been building up for years and
There's no stopping the BUTCHER now!
Shall I go on slaughtering and killing
Indiscriminately?
WHY NOT?
The sacrificial killer has not yet begun to strike
So watch it!
'Cause YOU'RE NEXT!
DEATH TO YOU!
DEATH! DEATH!
DEATH! DEATH!
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH TO YOU!
DEATH! DEATH!
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH TO YOU!
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH TO YOU!
DEATH! DEATH!
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH TO YOU!
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
4. Satan Goes To Church
And Jesus said, "Get down on your knees and
Pray for forgiveness. Satan has corrupted your
Mind with his EVIL temptations! REPENT!
SINNERS! REPENT! Pray for forgiveness, so that
God won't send you to HELL!!!!!!!!!!"
AMEN!
Satan hears his name
Walks right into the church
Scratches his name on the wall
In BLOOD!
S-A-T-A-N
S-A-T-A-N
5. Worship Me Or Die
KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT!
KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT! KAT!
Kiss my feet, all you servants and slaves!
Get down on your knees
And do it NOW!
If you don't do what I say
You shall be struck down on the ground
DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!
Down on your knees
Pray to me
KAT RULES! WAKE UP!
WORSHIP ME OR
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WORSHIP ME OR
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Let's get away from these torturing morons!
This is a living HELL! Follow me, thrashers
I have the power to decide who will live or DIE!
Kneel to me
Listen to me
Pray to me
WORSHIP ME!
WORSHIP ME OR
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
WORSHIP ME OR
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
KAT RULES! KAT RULES!
6. Demons
Committed a sin!
YOU DIE!
'Cause I told you to!
Fell into my hands!
YOU DIE!
There's no turning back!
OH NO!
I am leading you!
Now I own your mind!
OH YES!
DEMONS! DEMONS! DEMONS!
DEMONS! DEMONS! DEMONS!
OBEY! OBEY!
Do what I say! Do what I say!
NOW DIE! NOW DIE!
DEMONS! DEMONS! DEMONS!
DEMONS! DEMONS! DEMONS!
DEMONS! DEMONS! DEMONS!
DEMONS! DEMONS! DEMONS!
There's no escaping the ULTIMATE EVIL:
The GREAT KAT! This isn't a crazy dream!
It's your life! NOW DIE!
7. Speed Death
Chop open your face! Chop you in the balls!
Chop you up and I'll fill your mouth with blood!
Swallowing down your flesh! Chomping up on you!
Once you were alive! Now you are so dead!
SPEED DEATH! SPEED DEATH!
SPEED DEATH!
RUNNING TO YOUR OWN GRAVE! GRAVE!
GRAVE! GRAVE! GRAVE! GRAVE!
YOU CAN'T GET FAR AWAY! WAY! WAY! WAY!
WAY! WAY!
I WILL ALWAYS BE, I WILL ALWAYS BE,
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE!
Slicing up your eyeballs!
Slicing up your toes!
CHOP YOU UP AND NOW YOU ARE DEAD!
SPEED DEATH! SPEED DEATH!
SPEED DEATH!
RUNNING TO YOUR OWN GRAVE! GRAVE!
GRAVE! GRAVE! GRAVE! GRAVE!
YOU CAN'T GET FAR AWAY! WAY! WAY! WAY!
WAY! WAY!
I WILL ALWAYS BE, I WILL ALWAYS BE,
I WILL ALWAYS BE
I WILL ALWAYS BE, I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
SPEED DEATH! SPEED DEATH!
SPEED DEATH!
RUNNING TO YOUR OWN GRAVE! GRAVE!
GRAVE! GRAVE! GRAVE! GRAVE!
YOU CAN'T GET FAR AWAY! WAY! WAY! WAY!
WAY! WAY!
I WILL ALWAYS BE, I WILL ALWAYS BE,
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
NOW DIE!
GO!
GO!
8. Kill The Mothers
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
I'll get you
I'll find you
I'll kill you, muther-fucker!
KILL! KILL!
I'll throw up
Right on your face
I'll make sure you
See your death!
DIE! YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL DIE!
YOU WILL DIE, YOU MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER MUTHER FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE UGLY MUTHER FUCKER!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
MUTHER FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER UGLY FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
MUTHER FUCKER!
KILL! KILL!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE MUTHER!
KILL THE FUCKER!
MUTHER FUCKER! KILL!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
9. Ashes To Dust
Man that is born of a woman hath but a short time
To live and is full of misery. He cometh up and is
Cut down like a flower. He fleeth as it were a
Shadow and never continueth in one stay. In the
Midst of life, we are in death. We commit his body
To the ground. Earth to earth. Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust!*
Down to HELL!
Burn to a crisp
Piece of dirt
Piece of SHIT!
Piece of SHIT!
Into the ground
Now you will lay
Piece of dirt
Piece of SHIT!
Piece of SHIT!
Piece of dust
Piece of dirt
On my shirt
HA!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Kiss your life goodbye!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
ASHES TURN TO DUST!
Into the ground
Can't say no more
Piece of dirt
Piece of SHIT! Piece of SHIT!
Into the ground
Now you will lay
Piece of dirt
Piece of SHIT! Piece of SHIT!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Kiss your life goodbye!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
ASHES TURN TO DUST!
[From Book of Common Prayer]
10. Satan Says
Hi, boys and girls! We're going to play a game
Called:
SATAN SAYS!
Now listen to me!
You know how to play SATAN SAYS, don't you??!!
We're going to do everything that Satan says,
Right??!! If we don't , well : HEH-HEH-HEH : we
Don't want to find out what will happen, DO WE??!!
SATAN SAYS, make a fist
SATAN SAYS, shove it in the air
SATAN SAYS, get ready, 'cause we're gonna play
The Game!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, SHOUT LOUD!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, GO TO HELL!
SATAN SAYS, stomp your feet
SATAN SAYS, give me the sign
SATAN SAYS, metalheads, UNITE!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, SHOUT LOUD!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, GO TO HELL!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, SHOUT LOUD!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, SHOUT LOUD!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, SHOUT LOUD!
SATAN SAYS, FOLLOW ME!
SATAN SAYS, GO TO HELL!
SATAN SAYS:
I love KAT!
11. Metal Massacre
Now you're dead!
I'll chop you up
I'm sorry to dismember you, but I love it!
Cut your head and now your dead, boy!
METAL MASSACRE!
Cut you up!
It'll be over soon!
What did I do?!
Momentary lapse of insanity
METAL MASSACRE!
METAL MASSACRE!
Crunching bones and bleeding heads
And fingers falling
DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!
DOWN!
METAL MASSACRE!
METAL MASSACRE!
Bones, arms, legs, heads, fingers falling DOWN!
DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!